not since Nicholas Alexander Maybury of Byron Bay, Australia, have i had such a friend. before that: Michael Andrew Eng, my best friend and good brother of a band called Lovelife.
Now, if Harvey Matthew Pickering ever wants to find his dad, i promise to keep him in good care.
email us at maryeng1@gmail.com or call 503 577 0963 and i will try to keep the Portland Police and Karl Klundt from beating him anymore.
Dear Harvey Matthew Pickering, I'm really sorry they did that to your dad, what with everything he's lived through.
i named portland city hall "the swamp pit" and united states district court of portland "the pig pen" and the multnomah county court "the frog pit."
Benjamen Pickering is also known as Prince Charming, or King of Lents.
Between the redwoods and Fortuna, and Ocean City, there is a willow grows aslant a brook.
If anybody finds Ben, please return him to me, especially before you decide to try to beat him or attack him.
also, if you do want to hurt him, ask him about his blind left eye and traumatic brain injury and how he survived having his skull cut open when he was 10.
It would make a great movie.
so say, karl klundt, it would be cool, if instead of beating blind TBI people, you talked with them and worked on the script.
for dan pinci, of blacklisted hollywood
and thom yorke, for everything he went through with all those eye surgeries.
i'd just keep skipping Portland Oregon if i were you. the Portland Police beat blind people here, and they don't deserve radiohead or amok.
ok?
NIN will teach them a lesson coming up in november 2013.
For Dustin Mosley for helping me kill time until i found the real real real true love.
I know about a lot of y'all who tried to kill ben. so um, don't mess with mary eng.
you too, charlie hales, mayor of the swamp pit, portlandia.
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